He shouldn't be doing this!: September 2007

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(Wednesday, 19 September 2007-)
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# courtney sux-

That is the bottom line. One of them killed one of me so I dont put it past another one of them to kill another one of me. But you only realise how badly courtney sucks when you scroll down your google contacts list and see the total opposite. staring right at you...more like looking right through you, almost asking you to just be honest. As that incredibly beautiful face stares back you know that all you want is right there on the other end of the planet.

All your past fuck ups come back to haunt you now cos all you want to give that face will never be half as honest as what that face deserves. So you sit there and plot how to rid yourself of Courtneyitis instead. Bleh. Talk about your biggest fucking mistake ye.

But there's just that look of total honesty and trust and true depth.No matter how timeless it is and how true and sincere, it is a picture still. A moment in time long ago. And that picture never stares at you but at the original artist.

Saying all that just felt ghei. But now that I have successfully removed Internet Explorer users from reading this blog through no fault of my own. I feel I have slapped Microsoft quite solidly.

Labels: Courtney, Firefox vs Internet Explorer, Person X

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(Friday, 14 September 2007-)
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# Yo' Momma aint got shit on my momma-

Of all the messed up things I've ever done. Last night was the one that will be my humiliation for a long time.So we have our ready made Saffa family iftaars...and apparently I wasn't supposed to bring anything considering time constraints and distance from knocking off at work to finally eating.So what's the joke? I didn't get the sarcasm...I spent half the day googling recipes for something "chocolate and sexy" and then left a bit early(3 hrs) from work to go and buy some very fucked up ingredients like arrowroot powder (apparently I could've used ghaas but like I'm supposed to know that) and then I made the bloody thing which gave me endless grief. All I can say is that thank god I didn't have to spend 12 hours perfecting it like the original. okay, they all enjoyed it. But then again we're pretty much garbage disposal units on legs so who knows. Chocolate is not the easiest thing to work with. The love which fills my heart now for my mother's chocolate mousse and the new found respect for my sister's ganache things.

And it makes me hate Courtney's cucumber sandwiches even more.

So while we're discussing food. My mother I think bought out the whole of Makro.And then shipped it to me. I am practically an amoeba (not in size but in singularity).

I have about 3kg of condense milk, 20 packets of Tennis Biscuits, 15 Marie biscuits, 4 kg of Cremora, 6 tupperwares full of savouries, 2 boxes each of chocolate: peppermint crisp, tex, kit kat, 2kg of dates. Thank you ma....but really....wtf am I going to do with all of this?

We get fresh milk here, I've never had condense milk ever in SA unless it was disguised in some dessert.Oh ya and 2 tins of All Gold Apricot Jam, 4 bottles of (with 15% extra free) Crosse and Blackwell Mayonnaise, a box full of the smaller all gold tomato sauce bottles, homemade atchaar, masalas, sauces,the one thing I'm thankful for though is the half a ton of Nandos sauces, good for marinading things. And then I phone to thank her for the parcel and I get told "I wanted to send you the yogurt you like and bananas but I thought it will get squashed".

Nothing will ever stop an Indian mother. How can people attempt being independent if they wont let you? Between the 6 of us this stuff is enough to last 6 months. But you'd think Britain has no food because "it's expensive to buy in pounds" wtf. It's good to know that my mum's not the only crazy on the planet...most of the SA mums do things like this. It's crazy. It's like when they buy us eid clothes and send them up for us to wear. And cry on the phone eid morning about how the "biryani is missing you"{that's not my mum btw that's Faheem's lolll}.

Fringe elements the lot of them I tell you.

Is it just me but my blog settings got screwed up? Everything is in German even on my profile so now I have to enlist the services of the only person I know who can translate it(qL ftw :) before I delete things and stuff.

Too weird.

Labels: food, mothers, ridiculous, South Africa, UK

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Anonymous said...: I say, sell it all your mom's stuff on the black market and send Courtney to cooking lessons.

At least that way, she may marinade something other than a cucumber with the nando's sauce.; 14 September 2007 at 22:32
Anonymous said...: lol stfu i think they miss me sometimes. but i think i miss their food more than them :/

and who knew you could actually make full sentences without sounding like shrek's donkey on speed.

Impressive layout man.

Your freaking blog is all in Kraut man wtf is up with that?!; 15 September 2007 at 01:13
rah* said...: lol well I guess Jamie Oliver has competition eh?

And you're welcome about the German I just dunno how that happened.

RE: your disclaimer.Honestly, who gives a damn about IE users?

Your mum rocks man, that is very Indian mummy, but very sweet also.

But I dunno what you are doing with all that tomato sauce...none of you guys ever have it ;); 16 September 2007 at 20:01
Waseem said...: Dude dont cook and bake thats what women are for ;). *Dodges rabid feminist attacks*

Ooh kinky @ cujo; 17 September 2007 at 08:46

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(Wednesday, 12 September 2007-)
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# WTF am I doing?? { Part 2}-

Okay...I'll admit it. I have a type.But right now I need an e-dartboard.CUCUMBER FUCKING SANDWICHES FTL!!!!!!

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cobain said...: testing?; 12 September 2007 at 20:57
rah* said...: o m g...that is the coolest layout and stuffs ever.

Now...this is your baby, you better keep me occupied with things to read.Otherwise it is just pure pointless procrastination.

Credits to you though. g33k_80i :); 12 September 2007 at 22:16
Unknown said...: yeah congratulations are in order. Damnit man...how do you expect non geeks to read this thing? But you'll get a stok sweet when you come visit. Your layout is impressive. Agree with rah that your content better correlate too. Zay's killing herself laughing at the cucumber sandwiches thing. WE TOLD YOU TO STAY!!!

But ya this blog is going to turn heads...more than your pretty picture ever will :P

lol @ "type"...I've got words for you young man...many words; 12 September 2007 at 23:28
Waseem said...: Awesome blog man, didn't you just tell me you weren't going to blog.
But hey can't be worse than those other guys ... good luck; 13 September 2007 at 08:54
Anonymous said...: "The Clap aims to end you and it sure has a sharp aim – much like Clint Eastwood. Get it treated."

btw, awesomeness blog_layout_thing
teh 1337n3ss.; 13 September 2007 at 20:30

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# wtf-

am i doing

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Anonymous said...: "The human race can thank the crab louse for many things, for example, the Sistine Chapel and Creative Writing courses."

It saddens me that those aren't my words, but heck, it seems appropriate. Welcome to blogland kiddo, don't forget your towel.; 13 September 2007 at 20:26

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